Leaked – Bayfront secedes from Virginia Beach

According to leaked news reports, the Bayfront area has seceded from Virginia Beach.


Rumor has it, in late night negotiations, Virginia’s Bob Dylan rule was changed to allow the formation on the new City – Shoredrivitopia.

Details are still emerging but it seems not only will Shoredrivitopia have the lowest taxes in the US, it’ll also provide all its residents with unlimited oysters, a fixie for everyone over 5 and paddle boarding lessons for all.

See the news at 6pm as this story develops through out today.


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